wrigley field is MILF paradise
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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