So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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