Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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