im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
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Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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