Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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