Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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