I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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