have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Found your dick twin last night
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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