we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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