Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!