My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.