I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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