i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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