how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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