What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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