I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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