After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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