if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
