What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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