Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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