I heard we made out
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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