now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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