thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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