took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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