When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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