You're completely useless in the revolution.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
