nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
your room smells of hookers.
And success
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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