the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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