Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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