We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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