All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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