Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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