I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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