i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
im six kinds of drunk right now
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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