you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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