she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
