I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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