There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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