i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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