I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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