Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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