Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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