I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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