I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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