i just had sex bonerless
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
