piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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