make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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