If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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