I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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