My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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