How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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