Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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