I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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