You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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