That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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