im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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