Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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