I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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